I almost made my Facebook status “Richard Reed Parry is a babe” but then I remembered that we’re friends on Facebook and that would’ve been extremely awkward

I made gnocchi with kale at work and got to shoot it and I’m eating it now. I am very happy.

politicalsexkitten:

Really funny how people making fun of immigrants speaking “broken english” only know one fucking language.

thottweiler:

i keep my phone on at all times just in case nev and max calls because someone done used my selfies

realitytvgifs:

I love this new update
xvwv:

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sirobvious:

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nohnoelle:

How To Train Your Humans

Give me a goddamn cup of coffee you shitty sunnuva fuckbasket.

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