May’s Going To Be Awesome!

nbcsnl:

May 3
Andrew Garfield with musical guest Coldplay

May 10
Charlize Theron with musical guest The Black Keys

May 17 - Season 39 Finale
Andy Samberg with musical guest St. Vincent

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Yes!! I love all the musical guests!

So let me get this straight:

dink-182:

hungrylikethewolfie:

daisyunderthestars:

People are boycotting Kraft just because of this one ad

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yet

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no one

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sees

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a

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problem

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with

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these ones?

Wow, when you put it that way it almost seems like we live in a rampantly sexist, misogynistic, and hypocritical society.

Yes we do my friend. Yes we do.

(via casabowie)

Please give me my fucking space

Creepyyyy

Everyone is bothering me about dating Seth and I don’t want to date him so if people would get off my dick about it, that’d be cool.

I don’t understand people

liamfx:

staff at checkout: that’ll be $9.95
me: here’s $10.00
me: keep the change 
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(Source: liamfx, via heal-my-broken-jaw)