Everyone is bothering me about dating Seth and I don’t want to date him so if people would get off my dick about it, that’d be cool.

I don’t understand people

liamfx:

staff at checkout: that’ll be $9.95
me: here’s $10.00
me: keep the change 
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babeimgonnaleaveu:

your favorite band member could be pooping right now

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